Thursday, September 22, 2022

  • Thursday, September 22, 2022
  • Elder of Ziyon
PreOccupied Territory, our humor columnist since 2014, has released a book, "In the Biblical Sense:PreOccupied Territory Reads The Hebrew Scriptures"

Each short chapter is in the format of their articles published here and on their website, with the same Onion-type fake newspaper format and sardonic humor. Many chapters are new material.

The theme of the book is indeed the Hebrew scriptures, as each article goes in Biblical chronological order to illuminate today's absurdities.

For example, here are some chapter titles:

Report: Biblical Deluge Caused by Zionists Opening Dams
UN: Abraham Used Excessive Force in Pursuing 4 Armies with His 318 Men
Lot's Daughters to Skip Next Family Trip to Dead Sea
Shepherd's Union Says Jacob Violated Regulations by Moving Rock off Well Alone
Swedish Minister Urges Jacob to See Rape of Dina as Cultural Misunderstanding
J-Street Urges Goodwill Gesture of Letting Pharaoh Slay Some Babies
Egyptian Officials Call Egyptian Enslavement, Murder of Hebrews "Legitimate Resistance"
Daylight Saving Time Screws Up Accuracy of Moses's Firstborn-Death Prediction
God’s Manna Supervision Not Good Enough for Man Who Only Eats BaDaTz
Ancient Palestinians Tired of Zionist Time-Travelers Planting Jewish Evidence
Peace Now Slams Joshua, David, for Promoting Settlement Beyond Green Line
Archaeologists Find the Synagogue King David Would NOT Attend
Jeroboam Quits Judah To Form Yet Another Political Party
Babylonians Graciously Offer Jewish Exiles Perpetual Second-Class Status, Occasional Genocide
The author is an expert punmeister, and the names given to the people "quoted" and "organizations" mentioned evoke groans from normal people. Like J-Street's  "Jeremy Ben-Ami" - it is brilliant irony to name a leading anti-Israel activist "son of my nation." 

Wait, he's REAL?

I admit many of the puns fly over my head, but I'm sure I would groan if I understood them. 

Anyway, if you like PreOccupied Territory's weekly posts here, you'll love this book.

Buy the EoZ book, PROTOCOLS: Exposing Modern Antisemitism  today at Amazon!

Or order from your favorite bookseller, using ISBN 9798985708424. 

Read all about it here!



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