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Thursday, April 10, 2025

Palestinians See Tel Aviv Real Estate Prices, Drop 'Right Of Return' Demand (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Ramallah, April 10 - A central sticking point of the Arab-Israeli conflict may well disappear, observers say, because one side had realized the insurmountable financial hurdle its fulfillment would present: property values in Israel's...

Tiki Torches Photoshopped Into Campus Riot Photos So Democrats Will Care (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Tiki Torches Photoshopped Into Campus Riot Photos So Democrats Will Care New York, March 27 - Jewish activists and their allies resorted to a tactic more associated with the opposition this week, by altering images of the antisemitic...

Passover Cleaning: Bibi Finds Oct 7 Deterrent Hiding Behind Old 'Concept' (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Passover Cleaning: Bibi Finds Oct 7 Deterrent Hiding Behind Old 'Concept' Jerusalem, March 23 - Israel's prime minister smacked his forehead today upon discovering the intelligence, policies, and deployments that should have...

Press Coverage Of Move To Daylight Saving: Israel Steals Hour From Palestinians (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Press Coverage Of Move To Daylight Saving: Israel Steals Hour From Palestinians Tel Aviv, March 13 - International media continued its customary framing of Middle East events today when reporting on the "spring forward" changing...

Awkward: High Schoolers Show Up In Same Slutty Purim Costume (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Modiin, March 6 - Embarrassment and recriminations echoed through the hallways of the Hannah Szenes Academy today when a pair of seniors arrived within minutes of each other, both clad in a skimpy getup technically evoking Princess Jasmine...

Hamas Vows To Rebuild Clothing Store Named 'Hitler' (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Hamas Vows To Rebuild Clothing Store Named 'Hitler' Gaza City, February 27 - The owner of a now-destroyed garment sales enterprise named after the most notorious, genocidal dictator of all time announced today he had secured...

Queers For Palestine Insist Will Be Just Fine In Gaza, Once Trump Empties It (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Queers For Palestine Insist Will Be Just Fine In Gaza, Once Trump Empties It New York, February 20 - Activists in a sexual-identity movement that attempts to ally disparate, even clashing, causes in progressive politics assured...

Community Puzzled Over Lack Of Tunnels, Arms Storage Space In Plans For Rebuilt Gaza Mosque (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Community Puzzled Over Lack Of Tunnels, Arms Storage Space In Plans For Rebuilt Gaza MosqueJabalia, February 13 - Residents of this rubble-strewn area returning to it after months of fighting between Israel and Hamas voiced surprise and...

El Salvador OK Taking Violent US Criminals, But Palestinian ‘Refugees’ A Hard NO (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.El Salvador OK Taking Violent US Criminals, But Palestinian ‘Refugees’ A Hard NOSan Salvador, February 6 - The president of an up-and-coming Central American country clarified today that while he may be willing to contract with the Trump...

Leftists Hoping Barriers To Kahanist Candidates Better Than Barriers With Gaza (PreOccupied Territory)

Our weekly column from the humor site PreOccupied Territory.Check out their Facebook and Substack pages.Leftists Hoping Barriers To Kahanist Candidates Better Than Barriers With Gaza Tel Aviv, January 30 - Voters and politicians concerned about the sharp rise in popularity since October 7, 2023 for the policies and rhetoric of...