Khamenei's Tweets of the Day

The English language Twitter feed of Iran's Supreme Leader is often unintentionally funny.

Here he decides to pray to the Twitter gods to take the hate out of his heart, which sounds like a suicide wish to me, since there would be nothing left:

O' Lord! Please eliminate darkness and deviations from our hearts!
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) January 25, 2014

A nice response:

@khamenei_ir O' Lord! Please eliminate #khamenei & #shariatmadari from our country #Iran .Amen
— fereshteh (@hamsardari) January 26, 2014

In this tweet, we get a little too much information about Khamenei's prowess with the ladies:

A tender heart, a welcoming face, and a silver tongue would do magic. pic.twitter.com/8GK47503nG
— Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) January 22, 2014