Licensing for "Seven Arab Children"

I suppose to be consistent I need to offer licensing terms for my spoof play as Churchill did. OK, here they are:

The play can be read or performed anywhere, by any number of people. Anyone who wishes to do it should contact Elder of Ziyon, who will license performances free of charge provided that no admission fee is charged and that a collection is taken at each performance for Hatzalah of Yehuda and Shomron.

If the idea that giving money to a medical organization that saves Jewish lives in the "territories" makes you squeamish, perhaps you need to examine your own liberal ideals.