Thursday, July 17, 2025
Elder of Ziyon
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It’s me, Eeyore, trudging through my dreary little patch of the Hundred Acre Wood, tail barely hanging on as always. I heard about poor Elmo’s X account getting hijacked the other day—some awful folks used it to spout a stream of hateful, antisemitic nonsense. Just terrible, that. Made me sit here, under my usual gray cloud, thinking. Nobody’d ever bother taking over my X account for something like that.
Nope. Not Eeyore’s. Why would they? My account’s as dull as a thistle patch in winter. If I even bothered posting, it’d just be me mumbling about a lost tail or staring at a muddy puddle. “Sky’s gray again. Figures,” I’d write, and maybe get a pity-like from Piglet, if he’s feeling extra kind. Nobody notices Eeyore’s posts. They’re all too busy with Pooh’s honey obsession or Tigger’s bouncing antics. My X account’s a forgotten corner of the internet, just like my Gloomy Place. No one’s clamoring to steal it. Too much effort for too little gain.
I suppose it’s just my lot. Elmo’s all bright and cheerful, loved by everyone, so of course someone’d want to mess with his account. Me? I’m just… Eeyore. Not worth the trouble. If someone did hack my account, they’d probably give it back out of boredom. “Here’s your sad little page, donkey,” they’d say. “Couldn’t even get a rise out of anyone.” Can’t say I’d blame them. My posts wouldn’t exactly stir up a storm. Maybe a drizzle, at best.
It’s not that I want someone to hijack my account, mind you. I’d rather they didn’t. Just saying it’s unlikely. Who’d care enough to bother with old Eeyore? I’m not the sort anyone notices, let alone targets for something so spiteful. Maybe that’s a blessing, in its own way. Still, it stings a bit, knowing I’m not even worth a villain’s time. Oh, well. Suppose I’ll just keep plodding along, tail or no tail, posting about the rain and hoping someone, someday, might care enough to comment. Probably won’t, though. That’s just how it goes for me.
Must be the Jews' fault.
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