My “I have a joke” memes

Over the weekend Twitter was overrun with “I have a joke…” memes. So I made a few of my own.

I have a joke about @ErakatSaeb but you'd never believe it.

— Elder of Ziyon (@elderofziyon) July 26, 2020

I have a joke about @IfNotNowOrg but it will have to wait until their Wednesday afternoon havdalah ceremony

— Elder of Ziyon (@elderofziyon) July 26, 2020

I tried to make a joke about Jewish Voice for Peace but couldn't possibly top their name itself.

— Elder of Ziyon (@elderofziyon) July 26, 2020

I have a joke about Mahmoud Abbas but it is way past its expiration date.

— Elder of Ziyon (@elderofziyon) July 26, 2020

I have a joke about Hassan Nasrallah but I have to run it by the Ayatollah first.

— Elder of Ziyon (@elderofziyon) July 26, 2020

I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD
I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD
I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD
I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD
I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD
I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD
I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD
I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD
I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT ARIEL GOLD

— Elder of Ziyon (@elderofziyon) July 26, 2020

I have a joke about Neturei Karta, but they say they are the only REAL jokes.

— Elder of Ziyon (@elderofziyon) July 26, 2020