Haniyeh: "The gun is our only response to the Zionist regime"

From Iran's ISNA:

Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniya said gun is Palestine's only response to the Zionist regime.

Rejecting any compromise with Zionist regime, Haniya said, "Gun is our only response to Zionist regime. In time, we have come to understand that we can obtain our goals only through fighting and armed resistance and no compromise should be made with the enemy."

Also regarding Fatah-Hamas compromise, he said resistance is one of the basic principles of Palestinian nation.

Palestinian Prime Minister speaking in Iranian state TV, said, "Path of resistance continues and if we make any compromise, it is for resistance and obtaining Palestinians' rights."

He asserted Islamic Awakening developments which took place in the Arab World shows the genuineness of the way as adding resistance strategy still continues and, "we have not changed the strategy."

Palestinian Prime Minister said, "Presence of Zionist regime inside Palestine is the root of all regional problems and this presence poses a threat not only to Palestine but also to the whole region."

He added now 6,000,000 Palestinians are living beyond Palestine's borders which should return to the country and their return is possible only through resistance.

You have to understand, he's talking about peaceful guns, and peaceful fighting, and peaceful armed resistance.

I mean, how else can you understand this? It can't mean violence, because so many experts have been telling us that Hamas is pragmatic and has abandoned violence.

So "guns" must be a keyword that means "flowers" in Hamas-talk. "Fighting" must mean "hugs" and "armed resistance" means "intense lovemaking."

Groovy, man.