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Islamic Jihad terrorist Hamad Abu Shallouf, 25, was killed in a "jihad operation" in Rafah on Tuesday.

The group issued a poetic statement asking that the "blood of the martyrs will remain a lamp that illuminates the path of the faithful to victory and empowerment, and we renew our commitment to the option of jihad and resistance, the perfect choice for the Liberation of the Holy Land from the filth of the usurpers."

Let's hope that the blood of Islamic Jihad martyrs flows like a mighty river as thousands more manage to die from their own actions - without hurting a single innocent person.