Today's news from Bahrain

A Thai prostitute complained to Bahraini police that a Saudi client had stolen her handbag. Needless to say, the Saudi got off scot free and she is being deported.
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A 20 year-old Bahraini woman got drunk and a man photographed her naked. The pictures became very popular, very quickly as people Bluetoothed the picture from phone to phone. Needless to say, the Bahraini police arrested her for "immoral acts" and the man who took the pictures got off scot free.
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A Bahraini group is sending emails throughout the nation, trying to gather people together to visit Israel in December in the spirit of peace and conciliation. Needless to say, the "Bahraini Society Against Normalisation with the Zionist Enemy" has denounced this effort:

"The Israelis are killing our brothers every day and yet there are some Arabs, who are heartless, promoting this terrorist country just for money," he said.

"We know that there are a few trying with every mean possible to normalise ties with the Zionists, but Bahrainis can't be deceived with their scams.

"It is true that the Israeli ban office in Bahrain has been closed down, but that doesn't mean that Bahrainis should compromise their principles to go on such trips.

"Bahrainis are not banned from going to Israel and have never been, but no one has ever thought of going there."

She said that even people thinking of going to Israel, should think twice because they were going to a dangerous state, where Arabs and other nationals are being killed.