Ask Sheikha!

One of the funniest sections of Aljazeerah.com is where readers write hilarious rants about Israel or America to Sheikha and Dr. Kareem, and Sheikha agrees wholeheartedly.

If you are looking for a laugh, here are some of the recent headlines (almost all end with exclamation points). They encourage responses, too...

	Zionists own Western Media!
	The Israeli constitution is based on Immoral and impractical concept!
	If the U.S. “democracy” is so great; then why are thousands dying to stop it from spreading in Iraq?!
	Non-proliferation must be universal!
	Why was Olmert in the U.S.?
	The Da Vinci Code must be pulled out from all cinemas!
	If we believed that the new government is a credible one, then we must believe all Bush’s lies about justifying the war!
	A Third Intifada?
	Watch out! You’re being spied on!
	What is it that the Ummah of Islam really needs?
	Since when has Mr. Bush become a prosecutor, judge and a witness at the same time?!
	The U.S. chose to side with the Israelis, the stronger party, instead of saving the victims!
	Do Muslim women practice their rights fully?
	America is resorting to tactics used by its 19th Century gangs!
	The Muslims’ pioneering innovations touched every dimension of Western life!