Egyptians charge man with selling Zionist Infertility Shampoo

Al Ahram reports that Egyptian security has arrested a Jordanian who was allegedly spying for the Mossad.

His specific crime?

Bashar Abu Zeid was the sole importer of an Israeli hair product that contained "creatine." This product, according to the charge, causes infertility in both women and men, for the purpose of eliminating all childbirth in Egypt permanently.He worked with an additional alleged Mossad spy, Ofir Harrari.

Don't the Egyptians realize that this is the antidote to the infamous Zionist Sex Gum?

Leave it to the Mossad to take a potentially multi-billion dollar product and use it only to cause Egyptian infertility! Even the money grubbing Jews prefer to sabotage Egyptian birthrates rather than market a simple and painless birth control method.

Needless to say, this story is rocketing around Arabic media.

Oh, and here's how Al Ahram illustrated this amazing scoop: