Iran accuses the Mossad of being behind its drug trade

Palestine Today reports that Iran is accusing the Mossad of being involved in selling illegal drugs in the Islamic Republic.

Apparently, the Mossad is forcing drug dealers to lower their prices (by threatening them) in order to get the entire country addicted. And, of course, the drug dealers are listening to their Mossad masters.

Then, when every Iranian is busy being deeply fascinated with a single blade of grass, Israeli warplanes can swoop in and take over the country! And convert Natanz from a peaceful nuclear research facility into an atom bomb factory! Bwahahahaha!