Hamas: "US Churches are secretly run by Jews"

Hamas gets more respectable all the time, don't they?

United States churches are secretly run by Jews who converted to Christianity with the intention of controlling religious Americans including President Bush, a top Hamas official claims.

'Even the churches where the Americans pray are led by Jewish who were converted to Christianity, but they were converted to keep controlling the Americans,' Mohammad Abu Tir, the number two Hamas terrorist in the newly formed Palestinian Authority government said during an exclusive interview from his home yesterday with top radio host Rusty Humphries and WND Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein.

'I made a study and I know very well that all this radicalism in some parts of the Christianity, [including] the Anglicans who are being led by Bush, is because of the control of Zionists,' said Abu Tir.

The Hamas official, famous for his orange-dyed beard, went on to accuse 'Zionists' of controlling Western media organizations and 'leading terrorism inside the mass communications media.'"

But I'm sure that Kofi Annan will find a way to funnel more money to these bozos. (And in Abu Tir's case, I mean that literally:)