Here it is in Hebrew and an English translation from EoZ friend Yoel:
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איש היה בישראל ושמו בנימין בן בן-ציון נתניהו איש ימיני; ויך בנימין את שמעון הפרסי ויושע את ישראל מיד פרס; וימלוך על ישראל ימים רבים ושם אשתו שרה ושם בניו יאיר ואבנר; ויקומו אנשים מישראל ויקהלו על בנימין ויאמרו להפילו ויתמודדו עליו זה ארבע פעמים ולא יכלו לו; ויהי ה' את בנימין נתניהו והאיש הולך וגדל בכל אשר יפנה יצליח; ויפתח נתניהו את השמיים ואת השווקים, את האבטלה נתץ ואת האינפלציה שרף באש; ואת התמ"ג העלה מעלה ויעש אקזיטים ככוכבי שמים לרוב וילך בצוללות גרמניא; וכל מלכי הארץ מבקשים את פני בנימין לראותו ולשמוע דברו כי גדול האיש בעיניהם מכל אשר התהלך לפניו על פני האדמה;
The chronicles of Netanyahu
There was a man in Israel named Benjamin son of Ben-Zion Netanyahu, a Jaminite (also: a rightist). And Benjamin smote Simon the Peresite (also: the Persian) and saved Israel from Peres (i.e. the 1996 elections). And he ruled over Israel for many years and his wife's name was Sarah and his sons' names were Jair and Abner. And men from Israel rose and gathered against Benjamin and wanted to topple him and they contested against him four times and failed. And the Lord was with Benjamin Netanyahu and the man grew greater and greater and succeeded in everything he did. And Netanyahu opened the heavens (i.e. the open skies policy) and the markets (i.e. the free market policy) and smashed the unemployment and burned the inflation with fire and raised the GDP higher and higher and made exits as many as the stars in the heavens and bought submarines from Germania. And all the kings of the world wanted to meet Benjamin, to see him and hear his word because great was the man in their eyes, greater then all the men who walked the earth before him.
And people of strife gathered at Balfour (i.e. the anti-Bibi demos) and shouted at the son of Ben-Zion day and night saying "Come out, come out, you man of blood, you corrupt and divisive and wicked man". And they hated him in their hearts saying "Who are you to rule over us? Who are you to lord us?". And they despised him even more because of his cigars and champagnes. And they were not able to say any positive thing about him and they were an adversary and rival to him all the time.
And Jair son of Joseph, a man from Lapidot (i.e. Yair Lapid), was arrogant saying "I will be king". And he conspired against Benjamin son of Ben-Zion in Jerusalem. And he sent an epistle to the lord of the military, arch chief of Canaan, Benjamin the Gantzite saying "Go forth and be our leader and general so we can fight Benjamin son of Ben-Zion". And Benjamin the Ganzite answered saying "If the Lord will deliver the son of Ben-Zion to me I will be your ruler and leader and you will give me half of the kingdom". And Jair, the man from Lapidot, answered Gantz saying "Good is the thing in my eyes". And they formed an alliance and ate and drank and cursed Netanyahu saying "Who is he and who is this son of Ben-Zion that we should be his servants?" And because they were arrogant they also said "May the people be in our hands so we can remove the head of Netanyahu from them and give him to the animal of the land, the bird of the heavens and the beast of the opposition.
Then the people were divided: half of the people wanted Benjamin the Gantzite to be king while the other half wanted Benjamin son of Ben-Zion Netanyahu. And every leftist, distressed, bitter person gathered against the son of Ben-Zion in order to fight him. And the elites of Israel cried out to Benjamin the Gantzite from Ramat Aviv (a wealthy neighborhood in northern Tel-Aviv), Bugrashov (a street in central Tel-Aviv) and Arsuf (a wealthy village north of Tel-Aviv). And gathered with them were Moses the chieftain of Yaalon and Gabby the chieftain of Ashkenaz and Nissenkorn the elder of the workers union (i.e. Histadrut). And they blew the trumpet and the land rumbled and shook very much.
And on that day Benjamin the Gantzite enlisted eleven thousand people from Israel for the battle. And his people filled the media, and their reporters were as many as the sand that is on the beach, and their strategists and dollars were countless. And Benjamin the Gantzite asked the seers and prophets and pollstets saying "Should I go up to fight Netanyahu or should I not?". And the pollsters answered him "Go up, for the Lord is with you". And he did not know that a spirit of falsehood was given to the pollsters by the people of Israel, because this was from the Lord, for to bring them down at the hand of Netanyahu and strengthen their heart so they will fight him in order that they will be destroyed and will have no revival and coalition.
And Gantz and Netanyahu faced off in Jerusalem which is in Judah and the battle started on that day. And a man from Naftali (i.e. Naftali Bennett) went up to the battle alone for he did not listen to the prophets of the Lord and struck the congregation of the Lord (i.e. the orthodox) and broke through them (i.e. left the Jewish Home) so he and all the people that were with him fell in battle. And it was evening when joy spread through the camp saying "Lapid struck with his thousands and Gantz with his tens of thousands". Then Gantz erected the stage (also: alter) and went up on it, stood and - in the presence of a great crowed - cried out with a loud voice "I am king!". And he put the crown of kingship on his head and fifty bodyguards were running in front of his chariot. And the people cheered a great cheer and blew the trumpets and stood in their thousands with their flags and were very happy and sacrificed burnt and peace offerings and they rose up and mocked their rivals.
And it was on the morning watch when - behold! - a man ran from the ballot to the gates of the temple of the transparent studio with his scrolls torn and soil on his head and he is in mourning and his head is hanging low. And the messenger was near the studio when he raised his voice and said "Gantz fled from before Netanyahu and a great plague has hit the Left and also Orly the Levite woman and Moses the Feiglinite have perished and also the coalition and the budgets have been taken". And it was when he mentioned the coalition and the budgets that the media cried out a bitter cry and the Left's shout went up to the heavens.
And the Lord saved Benjamin son of Ben-Zion Netanyahu on that day and he seized the kingship over Israel for the fifth time and his kingship lasted longer than the kings who were before him. And all the words of Netanyahu and the great things he did - like raising the credit rate and the gas he brought from the sea to the land - are written in the Book of Chronicles of the Rightist Kings of Israel. And Benjamin son of Ben-Zion Netanyahu reigned until this day and the land was quiet for forty minutes.