Thursday, December 11, 2025

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Bedlam, December 11 - Tormented souls navigating worlds of elaborate delusions, from invisible persecutors to cosmic conspiracies, are expressing growing unease: that firebrand commentator Candace Owens, with her increasingly outlandish claims, might tarnish the credibility of their cadre.

For decades, these individuals have contended with visions that government agents beam thoughts into their heads, or interdimensional entities dictate global events. But now, as Owens amplifies theories that strain even the most elastic imaginations, they're concerned she'll make their conditions seem like mere amateur hour.

Consider Harold "Shadow Chaser" Wilkins, a retired mechanic from Ohio who believes the CIA implants microchips via flu shots. "I've been fighting off these phantom trackers for years," Wilkins shared, glancing nervously over his shoulder. "But when Owens goes on about Brigitte Macron being a man—staking her whole reputation on it—it's like she's borrowing from my playbook, but without the nuance. People might think all us delusionals are just copying her podcast."

Owens's fixation on France's First Lady began circulating widely in 2024, alleging Brigitte Macron was born male and named Jean-Michel Trogneux. This led to a defamation lawsuit by the Macrons in July 2025, seeking to debunk the claims with scientific evidence. But Owens escalated, claiming in November that the Macrons had ordered her assassination, even reporting it to U.S. authorities.

"That's next-level paranoia," said Wilkins. "My delusions are personal; hers are international incidents. If she keeps this up, doctors might start prescribing meds based on her episodes instead of mine."

The anxiety intensifies with Owens's theories surrounding Charlie Kirk, the late founder of Turning Point USA, who was assassinated earlier in 2025. Owens has spun webs of intrigue, alleging betrayals within TPUSA, fabricated stories by the organization, and even linking Kirk's death to the Macrons and foreign forces, and accusing Kirk's widow Erika of profiting from or enjoying the resulting sympathy and media attention. She questioned the role of Kirk shooter Tyler Robinson and his alleged lover Lance Twiggs, claimed fingerprints were planted, and listed "10 verifiable lies" from TPUSA about the event.

"I see betrayals in my sleep—friends turning into spies," confided Lisa "Echo Listener" Ramirez, a former librarian from Texas who hears voices plotting against her. "But Owens tying Kirk's shooting to French presidents and internal saboteurs? Folks might dismiss my real struggles as 'Owens-inspired' nonsense."

Perhaps most troubling to this community are Owens' pronouncements on Jewis and Israel, which have drawn widespread accusations of antisemitism. She has echoed tropes about Jewish influence, defended Kanye West's outbursts, and feuded with former ally Ben Shapiro over such remarks.

More recently, Owens claimed Stalin was Jewish, labeled Kabbalists as pedophiles, and called Israel a "cult nation." She accused a rabbi of bribing pastors to criticize her and faced death threats from a New Jersey man over comments about a prominent rabbi.

"My delusions involve secret societies, sure," admitted Ramirez. "But when Owens rants about Jewish cabals and global manipulations, it's like she's amplifying my worst nights. I don't want my therapy sessions turning into debates about her YouTube clips."

Psychologists observing this phenomenon note the irony: while schizophrenia involves involuntary distortions, Owens's public declarations are deliberate. Dr. Marcus Hale, a specialist in delusional disorders, observes, "These patients often feel isolated in their realities. Seeing a high-profile figure echo similar themes can validate or exacerbate their symptoms, but it also risks stigmatizing the condition further."

In online support groups, posters fret: "Her Macron mania and Kirk conspiracies make my alien abductions seem tame. And the Jewish stuff? That's crossing into territories even my shadows avoid." Another added, "If she doesn't dial it back, we'll all be lumped in with her—therapists might just hand out restraining orders against podcasts." These paranoid souls cling to their private worlds, hoping her public spectacles don't eclipse their own. Their plea is simple: let us hallucinate in peace.



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