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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Bot Mitzvah

YouTube didn't like me posting the 30 second clip, so here is the next-best thing:

               [Lodgatorium Comfort Dome Inn: Corridor. Fry and Zoidberg walk
out of Ballroom A and Fry sees a sign outside Ballroom B.]



FRY
Ooo, a bot-mitzvah. Shalom hunger, shalom
free food!


[He walks in and Zoidberg follows. A robot blocks Zoidberg's
path.]


ROBOT #1
No shellfish!


[He slams the door.]


ZOIDBERG
That is so unfair!


PIG
Tell me about it.


[Cut to: Lodgatorium Comfort Dome Inn: Ballroom B. The Jewbots
dance around the bot-mitvah bot at extremely high speed. The
banner behind them says "Hayom Ani Robot". Fry gets some food
from the buffet.]


FRY
So what's the deal? You guys don't believe
in Robot Jesus?


ROBOT #2
We believe he was built and that he
was a very well programmed robot but
he wasn't our Messiah.