Oh dear, I'm out of a job. What is the best way to get one?
I know! I'll dress my best, go to a good company, hand in my resume and ask them to hire me! I'll prove to him that I am industrious, hard-working and reliable.
Or, I can just cover my face up with my keffiyeh, bring my homemade rocket launcher and threaten to blow up anyone who doesn't give me money.
The latter method has a better track record in Gaza, anyway.
