The definitive version: Hello martyr, hello Fatah

Earlier today Soccer Dad made a posting about to the phenomenon of Palestinian Arab summer camps that teach murder and hate, brilliantly named "Hello martyr, hello Fatah". (For those who don't get the joke, it refers to a classic Allan Sherman song, circa 1963 about a letter being written from a miserable camper at sleep-away camp. Before continuing this post you need to hear the original song; here's one from YouTube where the video isn't too irritating.) I decided that a title like that needed lyrics, so here is the official EoZ version of: Hello Martyr, hello Fatah Hello martyr, hello Fatah Here I am in Islamic Gaza I must tell you, I'm having great fun In my camp they teach us how to use machine guns We blame things on the Jewish Lobby Our hero is Dalal Mughrabi We can march now, we can holler And we love to pray five times a day to Allah I keep ammo in my pocket I just learned how to shoot a rocket Just imagine how great I felt When I was fitted for my first suicide belt! We watch videos of friendly mouses We practice mortars at Jewish houses You remember Ahmed Fakid He just lost his legs practicing to be a Shahid Now my bombing's a routine task I love wearing my new ski mask Why should I learn a trade? I just got my first rocket propelled grenade! Just one problem, but it's old news Lots of weapons, not enough Jews But don't worry, dad and mother I'll be practicing my new skills on my brother! UPDATE: I just made a video of the song.