Remember Major General Hassan Moqaddam, of Iran's Revolutionary Guards, who was killed in one of those "accidents" that have been happening so frequently at sensitive Iranian military sites?
It turns out he had a request his tombstone should say, "Here lies the man who wanted to destroy Israel."
Such a touching request cannot be denied.
Here's my version:
See also J. E. Dyer and Israel Matzav.
UPDATE: A funnier version by Xaxam at a Russian-language blog:
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