Monday, August 02, 2010

  • Monday, August 02, 2010
  • Elder of Ziyon
See if you can make heads or tails out if this snippet of an article published in the bizarre Al-Jazeerah.Info site:

Wall Street Journal Media Launches Special Tel Aviv Operation

Monthly sham and shill additions. WSJ shills for Zionist Power Configuration. "Wall Street Journal Launches Special Tel Aviv Operation laments the role of the killer, while demonizing those who simply seek world peace?" Posted by Tim King

The 'Too Small To Be Saved' global citizenry, individuals, entities, and companies do not attack people with; self anointed reverse victimhood, published articles, media, book publishing, academic endeavors, or internet blogs. ZPC underachiever shills perpetuate persistent belligerence, contempt, promote hatred, and constant bellicose threats to all citizenry. The 'Too Small to be Saved' citizenry do not commit mass murder, destruction of civilizations, and manufactured environmental catastrophe negatively impacting people and the planet while accumulating great wealth by stealing their natural resources, labor, property, and assets.

Simultaneously, the ZPC shills that would be WSJ Simon&Shuster naming just a few continue perpetuating counterfactual events, eliminate and distort most of 20th Century historical facts then absolutely control the entire US foundation Nation of Laws. The US Constitution defining a Nation of Laws, Bill of Rights, Habeas Corpus, Geneva Convention, Nuremburg Tribunal on War Crimes is not arguable and is not disputable. Therefore, America imperiously ignores this national and international law dynamic.
The best part about this piece is that it includes about 100 footnotes! Wow, it must be factual!

For fun, look at some history of computer generated faux-scholarly papers that were actually published by various journals. Is it possible that anti-Zionist writers are using computer programs to spew out these essays?

UPDATE:  OK, I found some software that generates random text. I mixed together four articles from the same website, and the results are pretty similar:

"[According class brought forth. if "backpack" WMD hits priced in dollars, war death and suffering ,even social riyadh al askariya. Israel is simply their class. More than price of oil would the system "got the "Learned Elders" have the first time since behind this propaganda the salient points that rulers of the Islamic the countries using even of their own, US and the this network. He than ever in the "base." The military austerity that impose of Americans.

It is very the systems memory and "enemies" in recent the "missing" nuke a possibility.

High potential for violent rights and welfare provisions, the attacks certainly "Jewish Utopia"…and they are for nuke material, blackmailing cross border assassinations, state assault on workers and sent to the by telephone: an of the "Jewish Utopia"…and than necessary for its myth in quite willing to embroil how knowledge invasion movement, the militia branches, held by Israeli justice, sources of statements email of the possibly Russia, China, someone to funnel guerrillas, and Great Lakes region NOTE: Israeli details of the of the imperial state arms, and money role with its accounting be accomplished before the European crimes put the clamping down on the barbarism is found in of clamping down on the corporate and political the power of the property . . .by US/Israeli forces…The next, Turkey in 2003 of Barbarism!

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