Thursday, May 06, 2010

  • Thursday, May 06, 2010
  • Elder of Ziyon

Allah has a lawyer

I just got this spam email:
i am Mrs. Bintu Mahmud. Please contact my lawyer Ramli Sariman (email address provided) for a very important thing ALLAH wants you to do for Him. May ALLAH be with you always.
I'm impressed - any lawyer would be proud to have Allah for a client!

My guess is that he's advising Him to keep His mouth shut.

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