More nipples than you can count

From Kamangir, via Judeopundit:

The Persian blogger Lithium writes, “I decided to invent a new method for making inappropriate clothings compatible to the [Islamic] values”. The invention, which is given the name “The Shield of Modesty” by the bloggers, is “worn underneath the outfit and not only eliminates the natural bumps, but also adds numerous fake bumps to confuse those who stare at ladies’ chests”. The blogger asserts that “this is a totally Iranian invention” and he wishes that “with the help of the administration it can be mass produced” [Persian].

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