Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

  • Tuesday, March 15, 2016
  • Elder of Ziyon


Here is a somewhat antisemitic but witty joke/poem, from "Fun for the Million, Or, The Laughing Philosopher: Consisting of Several Thousand of the Best Jokes, Witticisms, Puns, Epigrams, Humorous Stories, and Witty Compositions, in the English Language, Intended as Fun for the Million"from 1835.



This one from the same book is better:

VICE VERSA
A Frenchman once asked what difference there was between M. de Rothschild, the loan broker, and Herod.

“It is,” he was told, “that Herod was the King of the Jews, and Rothschild the Jew of the Kings.” -



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Monday, March 14, 2016

  • Monday, March 14, 2016
  • Elder of Ziyon
From Fun for all, a novel collection of jokes and jests for all readers, 1880:
"Did you know," said the cunning Yankee to a Jew, "that they hang Jews and donkeys together in Poland?"

"Indeed! then it is well that you and I are not there," retorted the Jew.





Sunday, March 13, 2016

  • Sunday, March 13, 2016
  • Elder of Ziyon
This "joke," from am 1854 British joke book, is illuminating on two levels.

One is that is was considered funny to begin with:


The other is that this is apparently a true story!






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Friday, March 11, 2016

  • Friday, March 11, 2016
  • Elder of Ziyon
I am having a hard time finding new, funny Jewish jokes to post about now that we are in the month of Adar II, with Purim coming up.

It is quite disappointing to go to "Jewish joke" sites and see some of them filled with jokes from 50 years ago that don't even make sense anymore.

But how about really old Jewish jokes?

I decided to find jokes from before the year 1900. Some of them are outright antisemitic but some are witty. Either way, it is an interesting history lesson.

This first one is unusual, coming from an article called "In Defense of Jewish Wit and Humour" by the Chief Rabbi of Great Britain, published in Review of the Churches, 1893. The joke shows that Jews believed Jewish stereotypes:

A Mr. Goldsmith became a convert to Christianity. He thought it advisable to adopt a name with a more Gentile ring, and dubbed himself Mr. Smith.

"What a fool!" exclaimed a member of the congregation on hearing of the change; "this is the first Jew who has thrown away his gold."

The joke that came after it is one I may have published in years past but it stands the test of time.

At a festive banquet, representatives of the Protestant, Catholic, and Jewish clergy had been invited, and were engaged in pleasant converse.

The Rabbi, faithtul to the dietary precepts ot his religion, partook of only a few of the dishes.

An appetising joint of roast pork was set on the table. The Catholic priest turned to his neighbour, and asked, "When will the time come that I may have the privilege of serving you with a slice of this delicious meat?"

"When I have the gratification of assisting at your Reverence's wedding," the Rabbi rejoined, with a courteous bow.


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