Hi, I'm Satan. Glad to meet you!

My powers keep on growing unchecked.

I used to be only the leader of the International Zionist Web, but today I got promoted:

TEHRAN -- Zionists are the "true incarnation of Satan," Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said in his latest verbal assault on Tehran's arch foe Israel, the state-run IRNA news agency reported Thursday.

"Zionists are the true incarnation of Satan," Ahmadinejad told a meeting of Sudanese Islamic scholars late Wednesday on the first day of his state visit to Sudan. "The Zionist regime was created by the British, brought up by the Americans, and commits crimes in the region with their support," he charged.

"The Zionist regime is the symbol of hedonism and the incarnation of the soul of the oppressive powers," added Ahmadinejad, whose comments were greeted by shouts of "God is Great!" by the scholars, IRNA said.

Wouldn't you like to be a Satan too?