Arab comedian Hassan Al-Haifi

The Yemen Times employs one of the most talented Arab comedians on the planet. His name is Hassan Al-Haifi, and his is one of the most consistently hilarious voices on the Arab scene.

His main shtick is if anything happens on the planet that hurts anyone - it's gotta be the Jews.

Some priceless routines of his:

• The Zionists were behind the USS Cole attack.
• The Zionists were behind Monica Lewinsky.
• Zionist-backed Americans are behind the Iraqi insurgents;
• Mossad is also behind the Iraqi insurgents;
• Zionists plan to control the entire world production of fossil fuels;
• "The Arabs will someday wake up to find that they will only be able to buy meat with a coupon stamped by the Jewish Defense League or the Untied Jewish Appeal."
• AIPAC was behind a supposed decision by Yahoo to drop the Yemen Times from its distributions;
• Zionists were behind the French ban on Hezbollah Terror TV;
• Zionists were behind the kidnapping of four Christian workers in Iraq;
• Zionists bombed Iraqi churches;
  
• Zionists were behind the Istanbul bombings;
• Zionists were behind massacres in Bosnia;
• AIDS and "Foot and Mouth disease" are punishments from God for the Western support of Zionists.

Classic stuff! The guy should put out an album of his favorite rants.

Is it any surprise that he knows who is behind the cartoons?