With gallows humor, UK author Howard Jacobson takes on post-Oct. 7 ‘bloodlust’ for Jews
Jacobson can’t disguise his disdain towards far-left politicians such as the former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and the new leader of the Green party, Zack Polanski, a self-proclaimed anti-Zionist Jew. He labels Polanski “a despicable clone of Jeremy Corbyn,” while saying Corbyn at least has the excuse of ignorance. “He really is an ignorant man and doesn’t know what Zionism was and really does think it was a colonial enterprise from the start,” Jacobson says. “Zach Polanski doesn’t have that excuse.”It is no wonder Jews want to leave Britain
Jacobson recognizes that “the Zionist heart has hardened,” but believes this was inevitable both because “no grand ideal … can ever stay loyal to its first principles” and because “there’s been so much pressure put on it [by] the enmity it faced once the world decided to turn against Zionism.”
But he maintains his staunch belief in the nobility of the founding Zionist dream, which he terms “the liberation of the Jewish mind, as well as the liberation of the Jewish body.”
If Charmian desperately tries to help her husband cling on to sanity — “it can’t all be catastrophe, Ferdie,” she tells him — his mother has a view of the world shaped by history’s darkest hour. “She never did think humanity had learnt its lesson or ever would,” Ferdie recounts, quoting Agata’s dismal words: “I will not waste my time saying Never Again.”
Do the last two years validate that assessment? In the days after October 7, Jacobson recalls sensing an “exuberance … in some academic circles, on campuses throughout the Western world, [and] on the streets of our great cities.”
After eight decades of supposed restraint in the wake of the Holocaust, he says, “permission” had finally been given to “do to the Jews, and then say about the Jews, all the things we’d been brought up not to.”
Jacobson believes the results are horrifying. “The moral walls erected around Belsen and Auschwitz [are] finally coming down, and that’s terrifying,” he says.
The “raucousness” of the demonstrations in Britain, the manner in which people would “shout and scream” if they were denied their weekly “right” to protest exactly as they wished, didn’t just offend Jacobson’s Jewish sensibilities. “It bothered me as an Englishman too,” he says, adding it felt alien to the “free and easy way that life in London … and England has always been.”
But, Jacobson was recently reminded, the sympathies of England’s silent majority may not be with the strident minority.
As he traveled by cab to do a promotional interview, a London taxi driver asked Jacobson what he was going to be talking about on the radio. The author told him about “Howl.”
The driver asked to pull over for a minute, turned to face Jacobson, and said: “I just want you to know that out there in this country, we’re with you, you know.”
A perplexed Jacobson asked him what he meant.
“We’re not buying it,” the driver replied. “We’re not all buying that horrible [antisemitic] Jewish stuff, we’re not. We’re with you.”
I am the one with the big personality around the Friday night dinner table. I have spent my whole life being told to ‘stop it with the dramatics’ as I sip my chicken soup. A day does not go by where my family – proud Jewish Brits – long for me to lower my voice or roll their eyes at my overexaggerating tendencies. So you can only imagine my horror when my friend – one of the most rational people in our social circle – said exactly what I was thinking: that Britain is no longer safe for British Jews. If Green party leader Zack Polanski made it to Number 10, my friend said that he would leave immediately. He told me in candid detail that he would stay in Israel until a visa was accepted for him to go to America. I was startled. Is the situation for the Jewish community really that bad? The latest attack in Golders Green shows that my friend – and many other British Jews – are right to be afraid.Jake Wallis Simons: Whisper it, but Trump’s blockade is working
When Jeremy Corbyn was leader of the Labour Party, members of the Jewish community started to explore the idea of leaving the UK. Who could blame them when faced with the realities of living as a Jew in 21st Century Britain? A lot of my non-Jewish friends were somewhat surprised when I told them that it was standard protocol that synagogues are heavily guarded. Being educated in two Church of England schools, I had the luxury of assimilated protection from outside threats in that regard, although I still felt the danger when going to my place of worship. But when I think back to my old school days, memories flash before me of being told to ‘get in the oven’ by ignorant classmates. When meeting another Jew at university who was also educated at a private school, we bonded over similar shared experiences. It’s a reminder that the scourge of antisemitism is always present, but now war in the Middle East has enabled it to float to the surface and into the mainstream.
Childhood memories include skipping the children’s service at my synagogue to chat with my dad as he was on guard duty, only for him to tell me to go back inside for my own safety. Should any place of worship in the UK even be in such need of security? This is a proud country which has freedom of religion. And why do Jewish schools in the UK need prison-like walls? So why do synagogues need to be so heavily guarded? Jewish children in Britain have been forced to hide their blazers in public for fear of putting a target on their backs. These issues aren’t confined to schools, of course; a friend working in the media told me she was scared of even outing herself as Jewish to her colleagues.
The rate of people leaving the UK to emigrate to Israel hit a 40-year high in 2025, with an increase of 20 per cent over the previous year. That was already on top of an increase of over 70 per cent in 2023. This is not necessarily just members of more orthodox denominations, but young adults who are feeling the impact directly on the streets and in the workplace. I spoke to one of my friends in Israel – a 29-year-old living in Tel Aviv, who told me in explicit terms that they feel safer in a warzone than on the streets of the UK. “We moved to Israel with the security of knowing we would feel secure in a war zone rather than in a country who has abandoned its most loyal yet petrified minority group, the Jewish community,” she said.
Foreigners who commit evil belong in the depths of the water, apparently. That’s according to Mojtaba Khamenei, Iran’s new supreme leader, who is badly wounded, living like a rat underground and reduced to handwriting his words of wisdom, or having them handwritten for him.
Did nobody point out that when his father, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, posted on X that an American warship was less dangerous than “the weapon that can send that warship to the bottom of the sea”, it heralded his death 11 days later?
No sense of irony, these people. Speaking of irony, rumours abound that the new dictator might be dead and the regime is hushing it up. A mural recently unveiled near Qom “mistakenly” included his mugshot in a gallery of martyrs, and the state-run Tasnim News Agency “mistakenly” referred to him as the “martyred leader of the revolution”. Oops!
Yes, the regime isn’t doing particularly well. Factions are squabbling, the leadership – or what is left of it – is in disarray, it can’t decide if its figurehead is alive or dead, while its armed forces, air defences and munitions production capabilities are devastated.
Whisper it, but Economic Fury may be working. For almost 50 years, the regime has weathered Western sanctions by covertly selling oil to China via shadow ships. So far, the US navy has intercepted 44 such vessels, with an estimated value of up to $6billion (£4.8bn).


















