Wednesday, March 16, 2022
Elder of Ziyon
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune.
The commander drops his binoculars and shouts orders to a foot soldier to run up ahead and kill the infidel Israeli.
The soldier sprints ahead of theadvancing troops, and soon disappears over the sand dune.
The general stops the troops and waits to see what happens.
Nothing happens.
The commander sends a whole platoon of soldiers to investigate.
All twelve Arabs disappear over the sand dune, never to be seen again.
The now-slightly-anxious commander dispatches 3 tanks to find out just what in the heck is going on, and they disappear over the dune, too.
Sweat pours down the commander's forehead as he orders his entiredivision to overrun the solitary Israeli behind the sand dune.
But just then, the first soldier reappears on the distant sand dune and cups his hands to his lips. ” Go back!” he shouts. ” Go back!
It's hopeless there's TWO of them!”
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Time Magazine called the Six Day War a "blintzkreig."
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After the war, Nasser complained that it was an unfair fight. "They have 2 million Jews - and we don't have any!"
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It's a few days after the end of the Six Day War between the Arabs and the Israelis, and Golda Meir is giving a press conference.
Asked how such a small country as Israel could beat such large neighbors, she replies, "Well, boys, it's like this. We called up all the doctors, and we called up all the dentists, and we called up all the lawyers, and we gave them all a gun each and put them in the front line."
"And when we yelled "CHARGE".. BOY !! Do they know how to Charge!"
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How many gears on an Egyptian tank? Five: one forward, four reverse. Why the forward gear? In case it gets attacked from behind.
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(This is an American joke)
During the war, an Israeli and Egyptian tank sollided. The egyptian jumped out and yelled "I surrender!" The Jew jumped out and yelled, "Whiplash!"
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