(There is no Golem in the attic, as an Israeli news show visited a few years ago and took video.)
But as my friend continued his tour, he found the Golem - but instead of protectingthe Jewish community, he was guarding a chocolate shop.
(h/t Marten)

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PROTOCOLS: EXPOSING MODERN ANTISEMITISM
Reminder! The Pal National Charter excludes Pal goverance of Gaza, Judea & Samaria :D
03/30 Links: Israel: an anti-colonial triumph; Understanding the Arabs' Religious War Against the Jews; BBC refused antisemitism training ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 8 minutes ago
Nicely done
https://x.com/RawaneOsmane/status/1906767764322234572
03/30 Links: Israel: an anti-colonial triumph; Understanding the Arabs' Religious War Against the Jews; BBC refused antisemitism training ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 13 minutes ago
Best release the hostages before they lose even more of Gaza
03/30 Links: Israel: an anti-colonial triumph; Understanding the Arabs' Religious War Against the Jews; BBC refused antisemitism training ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 20 minutes ago
Hey Houthis: https://x.com/visegrad24/status/1906829045104607568
03/30 Links: Israel: an anti-colonial triumph; Understanding the Arabs' Religious War Against the Jews; BBC refused antisemitism training ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 30 minutes ago
Lebanese Jews, a wistful retrospective by a Lebanese Christian She shows a few of the Synagogues: * Magen Avraham (restored 2014) * New Temple...
03/30 Links: Israel: an anti-colonial triumph; Understanding the Arabs' Religious War Against the Jews; BBC refused antisemitism training ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 31 minutes ago
Y'all just ain't gonna believe this, BUT....
Would a "Death to the Jews" chant be considered protected by the First Amendment? ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 1 hour ago
The problem is the hypocrisy. If a group of Muslims gather and shout "Death to the Jews!" then ACLU types show up and shout "First...
Would a "Death to the Jews" chant be considered protected by the First Amendment? ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 3 hours ago
...And may I state, unequivocally, RNY, that you are a "NAZI"!, for pointing this out! And I....I'm a "NAZI", too, for...
Nazi Supersessionism: Annihilating the Jewish ‘Anti-Race' ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 4 hours ago
The banality of evil....calling anyone or anything you disapprove of, that doesn't jive with your perception of the world ....nazi....as in Elon Musk is...
Nazi Supersessionism: Annihilating the Jewish ‘Anti-Race' ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 5 hours ago
03/30 Links: Israel: an anti-colonial triumph; Understanding the Arabs' Religious War Against the Jews; BBC refused antisemitism training ~ Elder Of Ziyon - Israel News · 6 hours ago
If you want real peace, don't insist on a divided Jerusalem, @USAmbIsrael
The Apartheid charge, the Abraham Accords and the "right side of history"
With Palestinians, there is no need to exaggerate: they really support murdering random Jews
Great news for Yom HaShoah! There are no antisemites!