Work accident!

Hamas this morning announced yet another of their brave mujahadeen being blown to bits while "engaging in a jihad operation."

Ibrahim Rafati died in an accidental explosion in Gaza City. He died, Hamas announced, "after a great career of jihad, and after hard work and jihad and sacrifice. We consider him a martyr."

That last part is important, because otherwise Allah might have put Rafati in the "dumbass" category.

Also, it was reported yesterday that two people were injured in Beit Hanoun when a rocket inexplicably crashed into their house. One was described as being in serious condition.

Perhaps Gaza TV weather reports should add "40% chance of rockets falling from the sky today."