Arab media uncovers Madonna's secret Zionist plot

Al Wafd (Egypt) has uncovered the nefarious plot by Madonna to help Zionists take over the world!

The singer bypassed the entire idea of Christian Zionism by converting to Judaism itself, and encouraging thousands of followers to do the same. Using art, Madonna essentially helped Israel take over the US.

But that wasn't all. She established schools to teach Zionism to unsuspecting students, using the Protocols of the Elders of Zion as her playbook. Not that she would admit that out loud, of course.

Her second and more ambitious school attracts young people who are burned out on sex and drugs, and is meant to give them a spiritual awakening, which is of course Madonna's method of brainwashing them into Zionism.

Now, many of her disciples follow her on her trips to Israel.

Yes, the pop/rock division of my empire is doing very well, thank you.