Jordanian paper accused MB of being part of Zionist Jewish conspiracy

JordanZad has a very funny rant accusing the Muslim Brotherhood of the most heinous of crimes - being part of a secret Zionist-Jewish conspiracy to take over the world.

You see, the Brotherhood works in many countries to be able to spy on fellow Arabs - just like the Jews! Egypt's president Mohammed Morsi follows the Masonic rules of US and Zionist gangs in the West in order to have them take over the most important Arab country.

Not only that, but the Muslim Brotherhood has been doing the bidding of the nefarious Zionists since its founding by Hassan el-Banna in the 1920s. The fastest way to achieve these Zionist aims is to hide under the cloak of Islam, getting clueless Muslims to give money to the movement in service of the Jews.

The Zionists, desperate for a truce after being solidly beaten by Hamas last week, leaned on their puppet Morsi to force Hamas to agree to a truce. (Hamas' own origins in the MB are not addressed in this otherwise scholarly article.)

The article goes on to describe the history of how Muslim Brotherhood terrorist attacks in Egypt throughout history were really designed by the Freemason Zionists. Including, for reasons only Jordanian columnists can conceive, the bombing of the Jewish Quarter in Cairo.

I would go into more detail, but I'm late for a meeting with the Egyptian consul to instruct him on next steps to destroying his country.