Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Elder of Ziyon
A young man in the town of Al Jouf, Saudi Arabia, apparently had some compromising pictures of a young lady. It is unclear how he came to gain these photos - at times, men cajole women to take pictures of themselves and send them over email; other times men take the pictures themselves during an illicit relationship.
As is often the case, the man attempted to blackmail this woman, threatening to expose these pictures unless she does what he wanted.
The courageous young woman called up our heroes at the Muttawa, also known as the Hai'a, otherwise known as the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, to take appropriate action against this blackmailer.
The Hai'a jumped into action, meeting the young man and interrogating him.
But instead of arresting him, they arranged a different kind of punishment: the young man and lady are now going to get married.
The article in the Saudi Gazette unfortunately doesn't mention how ecstatic the woman must be to have a chance to spend the rest of her life with a man who tried to blackmail her, nor whether he already has a wife or three. However, we can be sure that the Commission is very happy over its new role as a matchmaker, and will attempt to convince other young women of the advantages of marrying those who had heretofore just been using them.
Good job!
