Yesterday being Rainy and Cloudy, the Hay-Makers resorted again to the Royal Exchange to the Number of about 1700, Who were again relieved by a Collection which the Jews contributed liberally.
The Monk and Jew.An unbelieving Jew one dayWas feasting o’er the icy way,Which being brittle let him in,Just deep enough to catch his chin;And in that woeful plight he hung,With only power to move his tongue.A brother feaster near at hand,A Papist born in foreign land,With halfy strokes directly flewTo save poor Mordecai the Jew:But first, quoth he, I must enjoinThat you renounce your faith for mine;There’s no entreaties else will do,Hereafter to help a Jew.“Forswear mine faith! No! Cot forbid!Dat would be ferry base indeed.Coms, never mind such tings as deeze,Tink, tink how fary hard it freeze.More coot you do, more coot you be;Vat signifies your fait to me?Come tink agen, how cold and vet,And help me out van lettle bit.”By holy maifs, ’tis hard, I own,To see a mag both hang and drown,And can’t relieve him from his plight,Because he is an Israelite.The church refuses all assistance,Beyond a certain pale and distance;And all the service I can lendIs praying for your soul, my friend.“Pray for mine soul! ha! ha! you make me laugh;You petter help me out py half!My soul I farant will take careTo pray for her nown self my tear.So tink a little now for me;’Tis I am in de hole, not thee.”The church forbids it, friend, and faith,That all shall die who has no faith.“Vell! if I must pelieve, I must;But help me out van little first.”No, not an inch without Amen,That feels the whole——“Vell hear me den!I here renounce, for coot and all,De race of Jews, both great and small;’Tis de with trade beneath de sun,Or varst religion, dat’s all van:Dey cheat, and get deir living pite,And lie, and swear de lie is right.I’ll co to mass as soon as everI get to toder side de river.So help me out, dow Christian friend,Dat I may do as I INTEND.”Perhaps you do intend to cheat,If once you get upon your feet?“No, no, I do intend to beA Christian, such a one as dee.”For thought the Jew, he is as muchA Christian man as I am such.The bigot Papist joyful hearted,To hear the heretic converted,Rejoiced to the designing Jew,’Tis was a happy fall for you;You’d better die a Christian now,For if you live you’ll break your vow.Then said no more, but in a tricePopp’d Mordecai beneath the ice.
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