For some reason, I was checking out an online presentation tool called
Canva. It claimed to have over a million images of clip-art and stock photos, so for fun I did a search on "Jew."
I found a hilariously goyishe "Jew."
How many things are wrong with these pictures?
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTH2_eKeBcQsBHdQZSfNvg8OWrJgun3zZ4VvBubSggDftBGPFhX4sjd8laOLcVok0dfjYmH6oaz5NLsmV-oHlSbqz5QXVvhBHmHpfu2NlX_dKuc-2awWZ7g8DwQVeJBi4khuEFqQ/s640/goy1.png) |
The famous seventy-eighth night of Chanukah. When you wear a tallit. |
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Here the tallit is more subtle. But definitely a "tallit koton!" |
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Yes, writing the ancient texts sideways - and with a ballpoint pen. |
Not since Harrison Ford
put on a yarmulka has there been as unconvincing a Jew as this guy.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI4lp2TM-xVCCZkGx8KwTD1yNAbM0OfKKBzo2bMYOzeWGNeObsgf9l9jk-7ee3_eqqFvrpbTWadKLVoJsEiw0xd8P8UaZSj-NXDnafiuHXomfP8k-Sfvjvb1TQ4sROp7wGthoFkw/s640/FordFriscoKid.jpg) |
Yes, I know Ford wasn't playing a Jew. |