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Wednesday, October 22, 2025

The Gaza Piano Apocalypse: A thought experiment that proves "Gaza genocide" is absurd




According to the Hamas Gaza Media Office, Israel dropped some 200,000 tons of explosives on Gaza, killing 67,000 people.

That is three tons for every death. 

This seems like the most inefficient genocide in history.

Since we have AI to ask crazy questions, I asked Grok: If Israel dropped 200,000 tons of pianos, completely randomly, throughout Gaza - farmlands and beaches and cities alike - how many victims could one expect?

Assuming upright pianos at 5 per ton, that would be about 889,000 pianos dropped all across Gaza. They would be expected to kill 287,000 people (212,000 in cities, 75,000 in rural areas.) 

So random pianos would be much better at achieving Israel's genocidal aims than -  explosives.

Not only that, but (assuming the price doesn't increase as supply dwindles) the cost of the pianos would be about $1.7 billion, much less than the estimated cost of nearly $6 billion for Israeli bombs and artillery used to add up to 200,000 tons.

Now, genocide means intent to wipe out the population. If Israel killed far less people with far more lethal explosives than pianos dropped at random would kill, at far more cost, that proves that Israel went out of its way to avoid hitting civilians! 




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