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Friday, May 08, 2015

The most goyishe Jew (in stock photos)

For some reason, I was checking out an online presentation tool called Canva. It claimed to have over a million images of clip-art and stock photos, so for fun I did a search on "Jew."

I found a hilariously goyishe "Jew."

How many things are wrong with these pictures?

 The famous seventy-eighth night of Chanukah.
When you wear a tallit. 

Here the tallit is more subtle. But definitely a "tallit koton!"

Yes, writing the ancient texts sideways  - and with a ballpoint pen.

Not since Harrison Ford put on a yarmulka has there been as unconvincing a Jew as this guy.

Yes, I know Ford wasn't playing a Jew.