Many EoZ fans were not happy and have been trying to get me to reinstate him, even as Spongebob fell on hard times. I pulled some strings to get him a good job at Sabra Hummus but then I was stunned to find out that he had seemingly defected to the other side, last being seen in Ramallah even as the "unity government" was being set up.
I am happy to say that Spongebob's stint in Ramallah was actually a ruse, as he was actually working for IDF intelligence. After that successful mission, he was set to relax in Netanya when he was called up to serve again:
While I mull over whether to find a new position for him at my homepage, SpongeBob has been sending me more updates:
He literally laughs in the face of death!
I may have to seriously consider his application to return to his job here.
(h/t anonymous)
UPDATE: Another sighting of our spongy friend with the other troops:
(h/t Phil)