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Sunday, July 13, 2014

Hamas hackers take over Israeli Domino's Pizza Facebook page, hilarity ensues

Earlier today, Hamas managed to take over a major Israeli website.

Domino's Pizza's Facebook page.

For an hour or so, the page looked like this:

The hackers put up statuses such as "Today will strike deep in Israel, Tel Aviv, Haifa, Jerusalem, Ashkelon, Ashdod more than 2000 rockets. We'll start at 7. Counting back towards the end of Israel ... Be warned!"

Responses included "Hey, please reserve a missile for me with jalapenos, green olives, extra cheese, and mushrooms. You have my address. Tell the delivery boy to activate the alarm when it is arriving, so I know to put my pants on."

Another photo the hackers placed showed Israelis sheltering from rockets in a sewer pipe, with the caption "The right place for every Israel - the sewer pipe, hahaha!"


An Israeli answered back, "You know who lives in sewers? And what they eat?" with a cartoon of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and their favorite food - pizza.

After Domino's took the page back, they posted this photo:


The words say "You cannot defeat....The Israeli hunger for pizza!"

There are lots of funny posters in response to the incident on the page.



In another spectacular Hamas psy-ops failure, they released this music video, in Hebrew:


Attack! Carry out bombings! Shock them!
Annihilate all the Zionists! Rock Israel's security!
Strive to engage the Zionists in combat.
Burn their camps and their soldiers.
Rock Israel's security, and expose it to flames and volcanos.
Strive to engage the Zionists in combat.
Burn their camps and their soldiers.
Rock Israel's security, and expose it to flames and volcanos… Volcanos!
Attack! Carry out bombings! Shock them!
Annihilate all the Zionists! Rock Israel's security!
Attack! Carry out bombings! Shock them!
Annihilate all the Zionists! Rock Israel's security!
It is a feeble state, built on illusions. They cannot endure war. They turn out to be like cobwebs, when they encounter knights.
It is a feeble state, built on illusions. They cannot endure war. They turn out to be like cobwebs, when they encounter knights.
Rock Israel's security! Light furnaces in its heart. Raze it to the ground, exterminate the cockroaches' nest, and banish all the Zionists.
Attack! Carry out bombings! Shock them!
Annihilate all the Zionists! Rock Israel's security!
The Zionists' hearts turn in different ways. They are terrified of dying, so they hide behind walls.
The Zionists' hearts turn in different ways. They are terrified of dying, so they hide behind walls.
Rock Israel's security! Light furnaces in its heart. Raze it to the ground, exterminate the cockroaches' nest, and banish all the Zionists.
Attack! Carry out bombings! Shock them!
Annihilate all the Zionists! Rock Israel's security!
Their illusion of an army is incompetent. It is a thing of the past. Their soldiers are like mice in a dry field, draw them near and open fire.
Their illusion of an army is incompetent. It is a thing of the past. Their soldiers are like mice in a dry field, draw them near and open fire.
While the song is kind of catchy, the lyrics are not geared towards Israelis but towards Arabs - yet it is in Hebrew.

That's a lot of effort to release a video with no audience.

Somehow, for Israelis who are relatively unscathed after hundreds of rockets, I don't think this will scare them.