Baruch Hashem, Spongebob Squarepants managed to land on his freakishly tiny feet.
Last we saw, Spongebob was reduced to begging for money while withering in the heat of Las Vegas after he was suddenly fired from his job at Elder of Ziyon.
Well, I placed a few calls within the International Zionist Web, and found a great gig for him - as spokes-sponge for Sabra hummus!
Here is was spotted in a Nashville supermarket:
No comment yet from the BDS crowd as to whether they will boycott him now.
(h/t L. King)