Get your very own "Palestinian" identity card!

The PA Ministry of Sports, Youth and Culture are offering free symbolic "Palestinian" identity cards to anyone who asks.

Just fill in the fields, upload your photo and you are an unofficial citizen with the "right to return."

Here's mine (not sure I got all the fields right...any Arabic speakers want to help out?)

If you always dreamed of "returning" to Palestine, here's all you need!

I can't wait to return to Shechem (Nablus)!

If anyone comes up with other innovative things to put on the card, post them (or the photo)  in the comments!