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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Hamas member denies financial crisis

Days after a Hamas MP confirmed a financial crisis in Hamas, a Hamas deputy minister is strongly denying it.

He says that the stories about Hamas levying new taxes on consumer goods and on smuggled items from tunnels are false.

He said that Hamas does indeed watch the items being imported into Gaza from both the tunnels and from Israel, but that this oversight is simply quality control. You see, Israel dumps inedible food and illegal drugs and contraband to Gaza, and Hamas is bravely protecting its citizens from having to worry about being exposed to such dangers.

I wonder if he is referring to the evil Zionist sex gum?