Here is a dramatization of "What I Want To Do When I Grow Up":
The evil Israelis don't only attack people, but also adorable teddy bears!
"And after we kill the Jews, we can start killing each other! Allah Akbar!"
The 70 virgins start preparing for their weddings:
The future terrorists in the audience weren't impressed with the quality of virgin:
The audience, however, seems just as bored as they are at any other commencement exercises.
Which just goes to show that children wielding rifles, simulated murders and animal abuse just can't excite jaded audiences like this.