That famous Israeli/American/Masonic/Al-Jazeera conspiracy

From Bikya al Masr:

The flyer below, distributed to taxi drivers across Cairo, details a conspiracy to foment violence in the country. It blames America, Israel, Masons, Al-Jazeera and called leading writer Alaa al-Aswany agent number 1 in creating the clashes in the country, which has left 14 dead and over 700 injured.

That reminds me, I need to renew my Masonic membership, as well as submit more of my writings to Al Jazeera.

(h/t Elder of Lobby)