I am stuck waiting for a flight that has been delayed 2 1/2 hours (so far.)
All I can say is thank G-d for 3G coverage with my carrier who usually has spotty coverage, for my now-obsolete Android phone having a hotspot feature so I can easily use my laptop, and for finding an electric outlet before the mad rush.
Also, for last minute $59 upgrades to first class instead of the center seat I was going to be stuck in.
Here's an open thread to celebrate my misfortune.